Fun With Language…

Hello Dear Friends,

I thought I would share with you some fun use of language!! We all had fun giggling over these!!

 ENJOY!!! 😉

k xoxo

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       If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

        A boiled egg is hard to beat.

        With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

         A will is a dead giveaway.

         To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

         The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes  was on shaky ground.

         When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

         Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

         He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

         The batteries were given out free of charge.

         A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

         Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.

         When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

         Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

         A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

        The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

          When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

         When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she’d dye.

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